Holy Christian Absurdity!
Digg just came out with an amazing list of the top 100 quotes from Christian chatrooms.

Praise Jesus and the KJB.

It's overflowing with insightful tidbits like this one:

"How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that

1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys

2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them

3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years

4.how come we cant speak monkey

Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread"

Truly genius. This will make you gasp and I highly suggest you read it with a friend because you're going to want to share it.

Now see this: blue hair, 1 inverted cross, 2 flippity floppity legs plus tiny gold bathing suit.

by Baxter.